Thanks to the Detroit Lions’ unprecedented 0-16 record last season, yesterday’s game against my Atlanta Falcons was blacked out on local TV and I was forced to “watch” the ESPN.com box score to keep up with the game.
During breaks in the action I started to pay attention to the sponsored text ads surrounding the box score. Curiosity got the best of me and I clicked on the highlighted ad to see what these “make money at home” ads are all about.

Look up. Gullible's written on the ceiling.
The link led to a website that was set up to look like a news site: (note, I replaced the fake publication’s title with “lorem ipsum”)

Truthiness in Action (click to enlarge)
Sounds great, right? Anybody with a computer and some free time can become wildly successful! The attentive reader will notice that all of the links point to something called the Google Money System with claims that any homebody can get paid by Google to place links online. Sounds legitimate (and easy), right?
Spoiler alert: it’s a pyramid scheme. Keep reading to see how they work (or rather, don’t work).
In case you are starting to fall for the slick sales pitch, note that Google does not endorse or participate in “money-making” programs like this. There is no such thing as “working from home with Google” or “getting paid to post links on Google.” Google even has some official advice on how to steer clear of money scams.
So What’s the Catch?
It always pays to read the fine print. There are FOUR PARAGRAPHS of fine print on this site. I’ll break them down here. In all cases, I created the emphasis in bold to highlight particularly troubling disclaimers. I also replaced all product/service names with “[FlimFlam-o-matic]“.
Paragraph 1: We are only doing this for the money. You are on your own after we get paid. P.T. Barnum was right.
This publication provides the Author’s opinions and neither the Publisher nor the author intends to render legal, accounting, financial, business or other professional advice with this publication. With regards to licensing of a business enterprise, any legal accounting or tax matters. Author and publisher is an Affiliate of the company offering the business opportunity and are remunerated by advertiser. Author and publisher strongly suggest that the reader seek the services of appropriate licensed business, financial and or legal professionals before proceeding with any actions and comply with the local, state and federal licensing and guideline requirements which the reader resides or conducts business.
Paragraph 2: We lied. Google does not endorse our scheme. You are the only one to blame for getting suckered into this.
Google is in no way associated with this website. The Publisher and Author disclaim any personal liability, loss or risk incurred as a consequence of the use and application of the offer, either directly or indirectly, of any advice, information, or methods presented in this publication. Individual comments are unedited and not the opinion of Author or Publisher and not liable for their comments and opinions.
Paragraph 3a: Somebody’s afraid of Google’s legal team coming after them.
* I do NOT work for Google and Google is in no way associated with this website.
Paragraph 3b: BTW, not everybody is getting rich off this system.
Terms and Disclosures.The [FlimFlam-o-matic] mentioned above worked for me and for many other people, but results may vary by person. Also, keep in mind that I got the [FlimFlam-o-matic] trials for free*, but there is a shipping fee of $1.99.
Paragraph 3c: Here’s where we take your $70. Please don’t read this, please don’t read this…. (the pyramid scheme is starting to become a little more clear)
[FlimFlam-o-matic] requires trials to be canceled within seven days of the trial period If you do not cancel, you will be billed sixty nine dollars and ninety cents USD for the [FlimFlam-o-matic]. If you enjoy the products, simply do nothing. You will be billed the discounted price at the end of the free* trial period.
Paragraph 3d: You got yourself into this mess. We’re not responsible for anything that happens from this point forward.
By signing up YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS CONSUMER TRANSACTION INVOLVES A NEGATIVE OPTION AND THAT YOU MAY BE LIABLE FOR PAYMENT OF FUTURE GOODS AND SERVICES, UNDER THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT, IF YOU FAIL TO NOTIFY THE SUPPLIER NOT TO SUPPLY THE GOODS OR SERVICES DESCRIBED.
Paragraph 3d: We lied again. It’s not free. You pay us $70 per month! The only “secret” to this program is that you have to sell the [FlimFlam-o-matic] program to others to re-coup your $70/month fee. (Bernie Madoff couldn’t have done it better himself).
Thanks and good luck with filling your first application! By clicking the order button, I am ordering the [FlimFlam-o-matic] and trial membership for $1.99 s&h, after the 7 day trial I will be charged $69.90 a month thereafter if I do not cancel. I have read and agree to the Privacy Policy / Terms and Conditions / Purchase Agreement . Charges will appear on credit/debit statements as “[FlimFlam-o-matic]“. For questions/cancellations, call 1-800-XXX-XXXX
Paragraph #4: If you’ve read this far, you’re probably not going to buy into the [FlimFlam-o-matic] program anyway, so we might as well tell you that only the people at the top of the pyramid are making any money.
* INCOME CLAIM WARNING: Testimonials do not result typical result. Photographs or images are depiction of individuals and payment methods. These income examples are representative of some of the most successful participants in the program. Some individuals purchasing the program may make little or NO MONEY AT ALL. These claims are not a guarantee of your income, nor are they typical of average participants. Individual results will vary greatly and in accordance to your input, determination, hard work, and ability to follow directions. No person or company can guarantee profits or freedom from loss. Any and all use of this website certifies you are agreeing to our Earnings and Income Disclaimers.
No Free Lunches
“Get Rich Quick” schemes have been around since early humans started trading stone discs as currency. These programs are nothing new but traditional pyramid schemes deployed on the internet are especially dangerous because:
- There is no government regulation or legal oversight.
- Other participants are anonymous and it may be impossible to track them down to cancel or claim damages.
- The schemes can be altered and propogated at extremely low cost and low risk.
Use your head. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. After all, no matter how large the pyramid becomes before collapse, approximately 88% of all people will lose (wikipedia).